Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
where am i from again
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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