Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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