Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
