its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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