fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
as a side note pls kill me
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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