You made me cry and you don't even care
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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