My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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