I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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