I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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