do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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