It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I look better un-naked...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Shame - the story of my life.
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