Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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