My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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