i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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