I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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