I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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