can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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