Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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