I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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