She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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