jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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