did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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