Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's blow job season.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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