You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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