on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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