Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am mentally ready for anal.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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