I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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