Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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