we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My pussy is not your playground.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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