Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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