I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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