I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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