Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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