Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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