We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
