If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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