and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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