Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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