hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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