Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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