jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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