The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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