wat bout pragnant strippers??
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
