I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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