He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
