Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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