She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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