Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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