I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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