I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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